~me0wie w0wie~

uhhhh

Courtney. I love people who love me. I'm allergic to cats. I think I'm the funniest person to be blessed with life. -As well as the smartest and sexiest. I pretty much complain about anyone who is dumb which is everyone. But that doesn't mean I dislike them. I just think they're annoying, lol. If you don't like cats or stupid things that I think are hilarious, don't follow me. If you do, you should follow me. ok

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dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad

girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?

me: ask your mother 

(via cheetahgirl69420)


(Source: awwww-cute, via cheetahgirl69420)


unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

currently mood: bubbles when she almost slapped buttercups face right off her face bc bitch didnt know when to shut up

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


b-ak3d:

countdankula:

higherthanyew:

flying-blades:

unfreshing:

this is my favorite video of the year so far

the commentary is legendary

Im in tears

"He out here doin it"

this dude needs to commentate movies

(Source: videohall, via livelaughlise)


miaaaaaaauuuuuuu:

me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend

person: what do you guys talk about

me:

me: uhh

me:

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(via typical-boyband)


kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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(via cheetahgirl69420)


someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


thatfunnyblog:

"[NERVOUS SWEATING]" 
— Romeo, probably

thatfunnyblog:

"[NERVOUS SWEATING]" 

— Romeo, probably

(Source: wreckitronnie)


plantybabe:

Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it

(via drwtsn)


me sitting at the bus stop for 30 seconds:where the bus


iPhone user:I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user:Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user:I just like this pho-
Android user:The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

(Source: pia-pium, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)