~me0wie w0wie~

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Courtney. I love people who love me. I'm allergic to cats. I think I'm the funniest person to be blessed with life. -As well as the smartest and sexiest. I pretty much complain about anyone who is dumb which is everyone. But that doesn't mean I dislike them. I just think they're annoying, lol. If you don't like cats or stupid things that I think are hilarious, don't follow me. If you do, you should follow me. ok

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ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

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thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

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misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

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*friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
friend:you good?
*i look up slowly*
me:are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin


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starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

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cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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