girl: fuck me daddy
me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad
girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?
me: ask your mother
currently mood: bubbles when she almost slapped buttercups face right off her face bc bitch didnt know when to shut up
this is my favorite video of the year so far
the commentary is legendaryIm in tears
"He out here doin it"
this dude needs to commentate movies
me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend
person: what do you guys talk about
In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.
How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read
Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write