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assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward

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robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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lameborghini:

*sends u nudes but just as a friend*

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meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 24 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

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bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

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